Great White Gift Exchange

On Fishman Island, the Straw Hats are visiting their merfolk friends for the holidays. The new Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy, and his younger half sister Monkey D. Aika are with their dogs Blizzard and Kumi going on a nice stroll with Maxine and Blizzard's younger sister Moon.

Maxine-Thanks for coming with me and Moon for a walk.

Luffy-I just figured, it would be nice for Blizzard to go for a walk with his little sister. Right buddy.

Blizzard(You said it Luffy.)

Moon-(I couldn't agree more.)

Aika-So now what big brother?

Luffy-Nami said she, Sanji, and Camie wanted to meet us at the Mermaid Cafe. It said it was important.

Maxine-I bet I know what that is.

Kumi-(Wonder what that could be?)

XXX

At the Mermaid Cafe, the Monkey D Siblings along with Maxine and their dogs meet up with Nami and the other mermaids. Camie and other mermaids are arguing with Madame Sharley.

Camie-Madame Sharley you have to call off the Exchange.

Ishilly-You know he pranks us every year.

Mero-He doesn't have to be a jerk about it around Christmas. Remember those gloves he for Priscilla last year.

Prescilla-Don't remind me Mero. I'm still horrified about last year.

Luffy and Aika approaches Nami and the mermaids.

Luffy-What the hell is going on here?

Nami-Camie and the others are trying to convince Madame Sharley to call of off the Great White Gift Exchange.

Luffy-Don't you mean White Elephant?

Sanji-Nope.

Sharley-Now everyone. We all have to do this tradition each year. I know how you feel. But you must live with it.

Just then, Nick comes by with Jimbei, Dante, Joe, and Hachi eating some candy.

Luffy-Where did you get the candy from?

Nick-There was still some leftover candy from the factory which was owned by Big Mom. I'm glad we put the Empress in her place.

(A/N Called Big Mom an Empress because she's a female and an Emperor would be the male term for that ruler.)

Nick-So this Great White Gift Exchange. It's like the White Elephant right?

Jimbei-That's right. It's a white elephant party. But down here we call it a Great White party.

Luffy-If it's a party. Why would you want to cancel it?

Hachin-Nyu. Because every year, a puffer fishman named Clark pranks us by giving us terrible gifts.

Joe-Every time you you think you're going to get a good gift. Clark comes down swoops your good gift and your stuck with his prank one.

Dante-He's pretty much the holiday wrecker of Fishman Island.

Blizzard-(Wow. What a jack...)

Luffy-Blizzard language.

Blizzard-(Right. Sorry.)

(A/N That's right Blizzard. Don't cuss in front of Aika.)

Luffy-Maybe, this year will be different.

Just then, everyone looks at Luffy surprised.

Nami-How is it going to be different?

XXX

Everyone gathers at Camie's apartment to discuss their plans.

Nick-Luffy, Nami and I talked about this through.

Luffy-As you already know, the just like the White Elephant. The Great White is decided by picking random numbers out of a hat.

Nami-But what if it isn't random, and we pretend to have a numbers called. What would it be that he wouldn't steal. Something, he would find absolutely horrible.

Jimbei-Knowing Clark it would be salad accessories. He would hate anything salad related. Or any type of fruit or vegetable.

Hachi-Nyuu! So keep doing this gift after gift, with nothing but salad and vegetable accessories until Clark is the only one left in the game who hasn't stolen anything.

Joe-Which leaves him no choice to but open the last remaining gift.

Sanji-Lucky for you, we got all of the Salad and Vegetable Accessories. Now we just got to prepare the last gift.

Aika-Kumi and I have that gift ready.

Camie-Really?

Aika-Yep.

Luffy-Aika came up with it herself.

Luffy and Aika-SHISHISHI!

Maxine-Can't wait to see how this turns out.

Moon-(This is going to be fun big brother.)

Blizzard-(I wonder what Aika has planned.)

XXX

Later in the evening, the Great White Gift Exchange has begun. The seven straw hats and their friends are at the cafe as a purple puffer fishmen with a big appetite appears
carrying a large square box.

Clark-Alright. Let the Great White begin.

The Great White Gift exchange has begun. They all the numbers Nami rigged. All have number 7. Each of them pretends to have a different number in which Jimbei called.

Nami receives a pepper shaker. Sanji receives the salad chopper. Aika recieves a bowl of watermelon. Nick receives pack of croutons. Camie receives a salad bowl. Ishilly receives a banana peeler. Mero receives a blender. Maxine receives a juicer. Priscilla receives a pack of apple juice boxes. Clark seemed confused.

Clark-You guys going on a diet or something?

Sanji-It gives a lady good posture.

Jimbei-Number 6.

Luffy-Lucky Number 6!

Luffy opens the one Clark got which reveals to be a sweater.

Luffy-Nice try.

Luffy shakes it which releases some powder which causes some of the group to itch a little.

Luffy-Itching powder in the sweaters. I've seen that trick before. Well. Enjoy your gift.

Clark-Okay.

Clark opens his gift. Which reveals a can of expired Clam chowder which exploded right in front of him. The group laughs at him when it is happening.

~Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
but have a cup of cheer

Then comes out is a baseball pitching machine which fires multiple baseballs at his stomach, face, and legs. The three dogs and Aika laugh at his misfortune.

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet~

~Oh ho
the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly
have a holly
jolly Christmas this year~

Clark regains his balance and out comes a fishman dressed like an elf and starts beating up Clark because Aika paid him to.

(A/N It was an allowance by Nami.)

~Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year

Everyone laughs at him while eating Cookies and drinking punch. The Mermaids share a toast enjoying their payback.

Camie-Now this is fun.

Just then, Nami appears in front of Luffy hanging a mistloe over him and kisses him which surprises him.

Nami-Merry Christmas Luffy.

Luffy-Merry Christmas Nami.

The two kiss each other again while enjoying Christmas with their friends and crewmates. Madam Sharley sees this from outside and smiles at the fun they are all having.

~Oh ho
the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly
have a holly
jolly Christmas this year~

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

THE END